Dottie has asked us to lunch. She wants to share her thoughts and observations with us. In alien language that translates to us preparing the lunch and Dottie eating it.
Today we will be creating A Muffin Melt. You will need 2 English Muffins-split, 1 tablespoon butter, 4 eggs, 2 tablespoons milk, ½ teaspoon salt, 4 slices ham, ½ cup shredded Swiss cheese and paprika for garnish.
Toast your English Muffins until golden brown.
Melt butter in a skillet set over medium heat. Beat eggs with milk and salt and pour into the skillet. Begin scrambling and stop when the eggs are cooked through. Remove from heat.
Place 1 slice of ham on each English Muffin half. Top with scrambled eggs and sprinkle with shredded cheese. Dust lightly with paprika.
Arrange muffins on a baking sheet and place under broiler for a minute or two until the cheese is melted. This dish should be served immediately, so race over to my house. Dottie and I will greet you at the door.
I want to thank you all for coming to lunch today. Come to think about it, I want to thank you for lunch. I want to address some concerns I have about your nation’s tendency to tolerate the intolerable.
There is a mosque in Arlington, Virginia that is home to a volatile and extremely controversial imam. His name is Shaker Elsayed and he is hell bent on turning immigrant Muslims into jihadists. He spoke to a group of Ethiopian Muslims at T.C. Williams High School in Alexandria, VA. Essentially he told the audience that they were referred to as terrorists anyway, so they should make the title worth it.
Shaker Elsayed has a long and ugly history of making hideous statements. In 1990, he referred to the murder of a radical Jewish nationalist as legal under Muslim law. Orthodox Muslims hold civilian law beneath Islamic law. This particular mosque has been connected to more terror plots than any other mosque in your nation.
This alien is wondering just how long you are going to allow the indoctrination of Muslim young men to take place right under your collective noses. You practice freedom of religion in your great nation, but do you allow violence and radical indoctrination to masquerade as religion? Sadly, I think the answer is yes and it is time to turn things around. Please remember my earthling family that …THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS ETERNAL VIGILENCE…