My dear friend Dottie is in town. As you may recall, she hails from another planet, has flaming pink hair and little guardian angel hearts that circle above her head. She spends most of her time flitting about the nation, collecting information she deems important to share.
Let’s join Dottie for lunch today, a meal that we will be preparing. Dottie is all thumbs and pink hair in the kitchen. Today we will be enjoying the classic Patty Melt. For 2 servings you will need 2/3 lb. ground beef, salt and pepper, 4 slices of rye bread, softened butter, 4 slices of Swiss cheese and 1000 Island dressing.
Divide the beef into 2 patties and season with salt and pepper to taste. Spread one side of each slice of bread with butter and place the bread, buttered side down on in a frying pan or griddle.
Top each slice with cheese and cook until bread is browned and cheese is melted. Set bread aside and keep warm.
Cook patties until they have an internal temperature of 160 degrees.
Place the patties on the bread and cover with dressing. Now top patties with the other slice of bread and return to frying pan or griddle. Cook on each side until the bread is warm and brown.
Please carry your Patty Melts to my house. Dottie and I will be awaiting your arrival.
Hello, my new earthling friends. I am Dottie and I am here to here to help you keep abreast of developing situations in your nation. You mainstream media is dedicated to keeping all of you in the dark about matters that should be of great concern to you.
Your government has been buying up ammunition in alarming amounts. The question is, why? Why are they stockpiling enough ammo to wipe each and every one of you off the planet six times over? If you ask them, and you should, you will be told that bullets are cheaper in bulk, kind of like chopped meat. The problem is we are not talking about hamburgers we are talking about bullets, some of which are hollow-point.
What I find very troubling is that I know that your President Obama would like to see a civilian national security force come into existence that is just as powerful as the military and just as well funded.
Your federal government has empowered the Department of Homeland Security to buy billions of rounds of ammunition. Some say they are preparing for chaos in the streets. I think so too…Until we meet again…The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.