Hello, my cherished human family. I am feeling quite confused. Your President Obama seems to be completely unaware of the terror threat facing your nation. This fly can only assume that he is either unaware or unimpressed, despite the unprecedented closing of embassies in the Middle East, North Africa and South Asia. I can say this with confidence because your President Obama appeared on the Jay Leno show on Tuesday night. One would think that it would be prudent and presidential to remain in Washington during this crisis. One would think that, but one would be dead wrong. When nighttime television hosts get more visits from the President than your soldiers recovering in hospitals, something is very wrong.
Your President Obama told Leno that NSA surveillance programs were really all President Bush’s fault. He forgot to mention that it was his administration that vastly expanded the programs. He forgets to say a lot of things in my view. I have a question I want to ask of you. When is a president not a president? The answer seems to be when he behaves like a community organizer and hasn’t a clue how to lead. When a president is more concerned about the Trayvon Martin case than he is about the IRS scandal, Benghazi and Al Qaeda, something is very wrong.
Dear friends, I am sorry to tell you that you really don’t have a president, but it is best that you face the truth. I am also stressed at having to tell you that Congress is out to lunch as well. Your nation is bleeding money, ObamaCare is threatening chaos and your representatives are going on holiday. This fly can only conclude that they take their cues from President Obama who spent the weekend on the golf course while the embassies were shutting down. Try something like this in the private sector and you will be escorted out the door.
Your nation is no longer the great bastion of freedom and democracy. It is a three-ring circus. Send in the clowns.
Come Fly With Me…Buzzy…