Today we will be creating a delicious batch of Chicken Fingers.
You will need 1 pound of skinless, boneless chicken breasts-cut into strips, ½ cup Italian salad dressing, 1 and ½ teaspoons honey, 1 teaspoon lime juice and 2 teaspoons vegetable oil.
In a small bowl mix together dressing, honey and lime juice. Place strips in a baking dish and pour mixture over chicken. Cover and marinate for 1 hour.
Remove chicken from marinade and toss it ( the marinade, not the chicken!)
Heat oil in skillet over medium heat. Saute chicken strips until lightly browned.
Wrap up your lunch and go directly to LunchPop’s house (that’s me). Dottie and I will greet you at the door.
Welcome, my earthling friends. I thank you for the pleasure and presence of your company. I listened to Dr. Melissa Harris-Perry on MSNBC pushing forth a very disturbing viewpoint. She advised your society that it was time for you to get rid of the idea that your kids belong to you! She wanted you to know that your kids belong to the community.
Ms. Perry wants you to realize that you need to start thinking in terms of the collective. I was outraged to hear her words and I imagine you are as well. Your children most certainly belong to you. Beware of a government that seeks to separate your children from you.
Your President Obama is proposing the establishment of universal preschool. He wants to see the failed Head Start program expanded, emphasis on the word failed. Head Start doesn’t work. Head Start made no difference in the future of those kids who participated. Studies show that many of the children were actually at a huge disadvantage when starting school.
It is impossible for this alien to understand the desire to perpetuate and even expand a program that produced dismal results. This is an attempt on the part of the Obama administration to mold your precious children into good little obedient citizens of the future. This is an attempt on the part of the Obama administration to drive a wedge between you and your children. It isn’t your values they want to see instilled in your kids. It is the values that President Obama and his blind followers believe is important.
Every day that I spend on your planet reinforces the troubling move on the part of the Obama administration to control your life and the lives of your children from cradle to grave. Do not allow President Obama and his band of left-wing cronies access to your precious children. Dr. Melissa Harris-Perry is wrong and misguided. Your children are your responsibility. Tell the government to leave you and your kids alone. Every single totalitarian government on the face of your planet began with the indoctrination of the children.
Put an end to this NOW. Remember, the price of freedom is eternal vigilance…