Let’s prepare a delicious lunch for Dottie and get together with her at my place. I am LunchPop and it seems that Dottie has made herself at home in my home. Today we will be preparing a Tortilla Stew. You will need a boatload of ingredients so take out some cash.
Gather together 1 (19 ounce) can of green enchilada sauce, 1 and ½ cups water, 1 cube of vegetable broth, ½ teaspoon garlic powder, ¼ teaspoon cumin, 1/4 teaspoon chili powder, 1 (15 ounce) can pinto beans- drained and rinsed, 8 ounces of diced tomatoes, 1 cup frozen corn, 4( 6 inch) corn tortillas- cut into strips and salt and pepper to taste.
Place the enchilada sauce in a pot with the water. Dissolve the bouillon cube in the pot and add garlic powder, chili powder and cumin. Bring to a boil and reduce heat to low. Mix in the beans, tomatoes, and corn. Simmer until heated through. Add the tortilla strips and cook until heated through. Season with salt and pepper and wrap up the stew. Dottie is waiting and no one in his or her right mind wants to keep a pink haired alien waiting!
Hello, my earthling friends. Thank you for coming over to LunchPop’s home to see me. I want to get right to the heart of the matter. You people are in serious trouble if your taste in television programming is representative of your intellectual capacity and moral fiber. I spent the better part of this week jumping from show to show. I also watched tapes of shows that are thankfully off the air. My conclusion after watching these shows is that your once great nation is in decline.
Toddlers and Tiaras is a perfect example of really bad parenting mixed in with child abuse. Dressing little babies up in outlandish clothes and forcing them to spray tan is not even remotely normal.
One look at Dance Moms and you will want to have the Moms arrested and the dance instructor deported. Shouldn’t a dance teacher weigh less than 400 pounds?
I went through every episode of the Housewives franchise and I had to make an emergency call to my doctor back home. I will say that after viewing the shows I have developed a taste for big earrings and big boobs.
I rounded off the viewing with Mob Wives, Sister Wives and Growing Up Gotti. Seriously, I believe I have witnessed positive proof that you are going along the same path that precipitated the fall of the Roman Empire.
Now if you’ll excuse me I have to get ready for Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo.
Until we meet again, remember… The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. Please shut off your TVs!